In an effort to modernize education, a high school outside Bangkok has launched a cutting-edge esports program. Students are encouraged to play competitive battle royale games during lunch breaks and at home. The school uses a 'Performance Tracking Dashboard' that records all in-game achievements. One star student, known online as 'Bangcock', was having a great day: 4 kills at school, 3 more from his home PC. But the dashboard uses military language. It logs 'confirmed kills' and 'hostile eliminations'. When the data synced with the Ministry of Education's new 'Violence in Digital Media' database, it flagged the student as an active shooter. The algorithm didn't distinguish between pixels and people. Within minutes, a joint task force was dispatched. The student's school and home were surrounded. He was arrested for 'cyber-murder with intent to disrupt education.' The news spread, and officials announced that the student had 'killed at least 7 people in a high school and a home outside Bangkok.' Game developers scrambled: 'kill' was officially replaced with 'score in the Cooperative Spirit metric.' All students are now required to attend 'Metaphor Sensitivity Training.' As the student sits in an interrogation room, he wonders: if a 'kill' in a game isn't real, is a 'good grade' real? And perhaps, somewhere, a concerned official asks: 'What's next? Slaying an exam?'