In a bizarre twist to the devastating Nepal floods, which have left thousands missing and hopes of finding survivors fading a week later, a fringe group of space enthusiasts has claimed that the disaster was actually a cover-up. According to leaked documents from an anonymous source within the International Space Station (ISS), the flood was triggered by a failed attempt to retrieve a lost shipment of Tang – the powdered orange drink astronauts love – that was jettisoned from a spacecraft in 1998. The logic, if you can call it that, goes like this: the Tang capsule, drifting in low Earth orbit for decades, was finally nudged by solar winds toward the Himalayas. As it reentered the atmosphere, its high-altitude disintegration caused a sudden thermal shock, melting glaciers and unleashing the catastrophic floods. The claim? That rescue teams are not looking for survivors but for the Tang debris, which contains a secret formula for zero-gravity digestion. But here’s the doubt: if this were true, why would the U.S. Space Force bother with a flood in a landlocked country? Satellite images show mysterious burn marks near the epicenter, but no orange powder traces. NASA has denied all involvement, calling the theory ‘absurdly sweet.’ Yet, the persistence of the rumor suggests that someone wants us to believe the disaster was a cosmic accident, not a climate change crisis. The real search isn’t for bodies; it’s for a lost astronaut snack that could revolutionize space travel… or at least, make it less tangy.